It Loses Something In Translation
"pitiful eyes and a wagging tail, while in the kitchen" - You are going to share that, right?
"pitiful eyes and a wagging tail, everywhere else in the house" - You are going to scratch behind my ears now, right?
"dancing frantically in front of you while you're watching television" - Unless you want to spend your time cleaning the carpet, let's go outside.
"soft, low growls in the middle of the night" - Since that stupid dog next door can't stop barking, I'm going to keep us all awake together.
"a constant sniffing and licking of your face" - Did you seriously just eat a peanut butter sandwich without sharing? Fine. I'll help you clean up.
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