A Day Full Of Silly Jokes And Crazy Laughs
I'm not a big fan of April Fool's Day just because some people take it to the extreme. Silly puns, on the other hand, are my favorite thing in the whole wide world. What kind of puns, you may ask?
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
See what they did there?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Yep, I went there!
I scraped my elbow digging for gold. Just a miner injury.
A cashew and a pistachio threw a party. It was nuts.
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that.
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
Tongue twister champion arrested. He was given a tough sentence.
Two bed bugs fell in love. They're getting married in the spring.
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasteurize before you see it.
I'm trying to make a good tree pun, but I'm stumped.
Where do you learn how to make the best banana splits? At sundae school.
If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig ... it's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep.
A bike in town keeps running me over. It's a vicious cycle.
Have you heard the latest rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
People are usually shocked when they learn I'm not a very good electrician.
My recliner and I go way back.
Just learned they're not going to make yardsticks any longer.
The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Thank you ... I'll be here all weekend. Feel free to share these frequently and with a smile.